the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
(via samthecaliforniakid)
I can feel you slowly forgetting me, and there’s nothing I can do about it.
tell me how you’re feeling, or tell me a story in my ask
my inbox is open to random messages and perhaps confessions
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
(Source: mannysantosisgonnabefamous, via samthecaliforniakid)
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
i’m done with this website
(via samthecaliforniakid)
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
omfg
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